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Someone has some explaining to do...


Funny story.

Yesterday, John Ralph got his second valentine letter.  He stuck it in his back pocket and headed to work.  After PT, he was changing into his work clothes and went to get the letter out of his pocket so he could read it...but the letter wasn't there. 

He looked high and low for it, and even asked around the office to see if anyone had seen it.  I can only imagine how that went:  "Hey guys...um...I'm looking for a valentine...it's white...and has a bunch of hearts on it..."

However, even after lots of searching, he still couldn't find the letter. 

Later that day, a colleague came up to John Ralph with his opened valentine, asking if it was his.

My first thought to this was "Oh crap.  What did I write for the second day?  I hope it wasn't something cheesy that's going to get him picked on."  Well apparently cheesy valentines are the least of my worries. 

Apparently, someone had found the letter and had stuck it in this other guy's notebook, assuming it was his.  Well, the guy's wife came to the office that day and saw it in his notebook.  A little annoyed that someone else was sending her husband valentines, she opened the letter and read it.  Then she confronted her [confused] husband asking to know where Day One's Valentine letter was.  Talk about an awkward moment. 

Last I checked, I think everyone is still married and the crisis was averted, but who knew my little letter could get tangled into such a scandal. 

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